Anatomy Of A Stupid.


I’ll let you finish.. clicking.
September 17, 2009, 8:36 am
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These days, no news can move and shake me all the way to this page where I’ll be writing about it. Well up to today, none still can. But I’d like to share an epic site for those of you who’s been following MTV’s VMAs recently. It’s good for your health, seriously!

I’m a let u finish

Check it!!



An experiment
June 30, 2009, 10:06 am
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Today, I woke up at 10am and cooked up some instant noodles. I ate it while channel surfing all the way.

Then I surfed the internet.

A while later, I headed out to go clothes shopping.

Then I went to a pasar malam in Cheras.

After that I met Hadi for 3 sets of foos.

Prior to that I pumped petrol for my car.

In between all these I was driving out and about.

Now that I’m finally home, I’ve just realized that throughout 80% of the whole day I was either looking at, listening to or being presented something, some sound or some image of Michael Jackson.

What an influence this legend has imposed merely by death. It really is a new form of marketing like what a friend of mine quoted. Jokes aside, it looks like the world is either really fretted by his dismay.. or it’s just capitalization.

Either way, he will be missed. Thriller rocks! *head shake gesture*



Lovly Jovly
June 29, 2009, 10:28 pm
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There is possibly, just too probably that right now at this moment.. something is missing from my life.

I should quit complaining to myself and just be thankful, yes. But the missing piece isn’t something one can buy, trade, learn or obtain that easily. I don’t know what it is.

I should.. no, I shouldn’t go out more often. I should go out with the right people more often.. Once again I am caught in a position where the hot afternoon wind is on my back, I have nothing to do and I don’t know what to do so I start being unappreciative. What hypocrisy.

Well anyways, check out what happens behind the scenes during the making of one of the components to your daily breakfast, the bread.

Ahh, I just love videos that show what really happens in the manufacturing process of something, it’s like entertainment for the people in the same industry!

Bob’s your uncle! xP



Life In technicolor
June 27, 2009, 9:00 am
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It’s been a while since I’ve had days like yesterday. Full of fun, laughter and friends! Gotta be really thankful for having a crazy bunch of monkeys (just like myself) around me that can have fun, or else as per what a typical Chinese guy would quote, life would be “damn sien man”.

However let’s recap with the KitchenAid job on Thursday. WK and I are now promoters of KitchenAid and Cuisinart brand kitchen appliances! We’ll be working on and off at various departmental stores which are flooded by unnecessarily rich aunties on certain days of the week until training at the Malaysian Petroleum Club starts in mid July.

So we started out first day off at Robinsons, The Gardens with the Chocolate Coconut Bread. Really it is just the Srolyat recipe for dinner rolls with a coconut and chocolate ganache filling, but little did we know as well kneading the dough with the KitchenAid makes the bread’s texture really soft as compared to kneading it with the ElbowgreaseAid xP No wonder college bread always tastes nice! Never been into the promoting line so I called up Adrian to compare notes as he’s somewhat the senior with his experience with Sony.

Found out I’m being conned of my salary -_- but oh well, the commission and working environment is good. Yes I admit, pursuading a rich old lady to buy a 2500 ringgit mixer can be fun at times. This excludes the occasional SS (sales steal) done by our supervisor which tends to know which customer is about to make a purchase and intercepts them to close the sale even if I’m still talking to the customer. Thanks a lot Miss! Make sure you check your tires before driving off next time!

Hope to gain more experience (and sales!) with the next road show in Pavilion next week, followed by Robinsons once again and hopefully the next one at PWTC :) You know where to get your KitchenAid and Cuisinart appliances at a discount rate now!

Yes in case you haven’t noticed it yet, this post will be picture deprieved. I like one lar!

Before I talk about yesterday, let me just express my biggest frustration and disappointment towards the Royal Military College, a pretigious school attended by my dad, his friend, and his friend’s son which conned me of a set of used tires. Yes this is closely related to my previous post. Though it is my mistake to pay him before the tires are affixed, I’m rarely cheated by a person who gives out the impression of a disciplined and polite man. I thought RMC would instill some of the best personalities in a person. For those of you who don’t know RMC please do not comment. However at the end of the day I’ve lost my money, but if you’re reading this, know that it’s all worth the money considering the embarrassment you’ve suffered with your family as a result of my mistake of contacting your father.

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The day started in the early morning, taking my petite amie WK to SJMC for her second physiotherapy session. Such a pity she has been suffering from a slipped disc from a few months ago and only got about to physio now. Sorry babe! I’d massage you if I could, but then after that you might have slipped discS rather than just a slipped disc xP Kicked the day off with Chee Cheong Fun from Yulek, woohoo! Prawns make me happy xD

Physio this time around was only 20 minutes plus, so we got back home quite quickly. Dropped her home for her rest cause she’ll be needing it for out dinner with the guys later to celebrate Edmond’s graduation! Then headed out to meet the second monkey of the day, Chui Mun for the Times Square visit. Thought I could get some Domo-kun shirts and a pair of DC shoes (yes thanks to Ken Block bodoh marketing works) but of course managed to resist impulsive purchases. Take that Huddy!

Sorry you couldn’t get those pants you were looking for =P I didn’t get my Krispy and Domo stuff as well, so can consider us even. Can’t believe girls can actually spend an average of 1 hour to buy 1 article of clothing O_O That also was not the article of clothing in the original To-Get list! luckily me Kheng Wai is less impulsive than you Miss Mun! Pity Mr ______ next time.. LOL!

So after a mad dash for Serdang because we were both late for something different, headed back to Cheras to pick up WK and we headed off to Jaya One to meet up with Edmond, Adrian and Seh Ming at Jimmy’s new workplace, Two Monkeys for a short and discreet dinner like I said to celebrate his graduation and Very Honorable Pass. Congrats! Food at Two Monkeys was excellent for it’s price, only problem was the service time but with Jimmy in the kitchen I’m not surprised. LOL! Just kidding man! :P
After dinner all of us except for Seh Ming the antisocial bastard (haha!) went to 7th Floor to meet up with Maynard, Vincent and Hadi. Foosed a few sets with Edmond and irritatingly lost majority thanks to his bloody back man shot mahem! The rest pooled except for the new P license fooser Vincent which joined in one game and irritatingly lost together with me as well. Fat chance man, not many can beat Edmond afterall haha!

Clock strikes 12 sharp and we headed off to Summit for our midnight movie.. Yes you’ve guessed it, the giddyly promoted Transformers and I can’t count how many times I almost fell asleep NOT due to the time. When are movie makers going to learn that graphics itself can’t make a movie good? Oh right, when movie go-ers learn that good movies isn’t just about CGI. For those who recommended Transformers to me, from a storyline prespective, thanks for wasting my 8 bucks!

Movie started late so finished late at around 3, sent WK home and rushed back to Ridzuan to catch Maynard, Vincent and Hadi at Milo shake (codename for mamak nearby Ridzuan) for a not so short yumcha. Feels good to be in that DC circle again and at such a wee hour in the morning, topics tabled are less controversive and more enjoyable. Maybe Maynard is the missing key of bondage in us. Hahahaha!

Left around 5 with Maynard, sent him home not merely to take that CB Triple Decker Cheesecake he kindly saved for a cheesecake enthusiast like me. Apparently my mom likes it too despite the content of a gajillion calories -_- Thanks a lot man, it definetely made my lazy Saturday!

Yes that last one monotonously sums up the blast of a Friday I had yesterday. Never understood TGIF before then, seriously. Thanks a lot everyone! Now to boo in the Sunday prior to Monday when training starts.. Boo.

Until next time, soulsucker out.



the last straw
June 24, 2009, 2:22 am
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I’ve given up hope on cars.



A special dedication
June 5, 2009, 3:53 am
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It was no trouble getting her to do it since we’ve been friends for a while, and I know how much you’ve wanted it and all. So here you go… Aniq!

Alright, so, onto things less obscene to me and perhaps more obscene to you, the reader, please have a look at these very simple videos of amateur driving which could possibly turn me into a believer of the All-Wheel-Drive boxer engine equipped vehicle which has disinterested me for a long period of time featured in the clips. Thank you!



Resonance
June 3, 2009, 2:29 pm
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I am watching this unfold right before my eyes.

Is it really affecting me? Somewhat.

Is it related to me directly? Hardly.

Is it affecting people around me? Perhaps.

Is it giving me a hard day? At times.

Can I yield enough strength to simply.. fuck it? You can bet on it.

*Aptly changed the title from the original post for conservation purposes.


Mandatory Props
May 29, 2009, 9:31 pm
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Now that I’ve finally walked (or as I would prefer to claim Crash and Burned) through two decades of life, it’s that time again where I offer my greatest gratitude for those who wished me throughout the night. You guys are the best!

Biggest props go to DiGi and LowYat.Net for being the first to wish me (despite being automatically generated xP) at 12.00am sharp!

Okay that was a joke.

In other news, managed to swap the coils on Signal on Friday despite the hectic schedule and incessant supply of assignments due ever so soon. Didn’t like Tein HA shocks and took a while to find the perfect one but after a good offer for this popped up on ZTH.

RSR’s Ti2000, claimed to be the only 2000 tensile Titanium (though I’d take that with more than a pinch of salt) coils in the market. A quick review hunt and hours later I’ve picked up the coils from the seller.

On a more serious note, I’m liking the feeling up front but it’s a bit soft in the rear compared to the Tein. As this is just the coil I’ve also used my previous stock Bilstein shocks with it and it’s absolutely mint in ride height! A quarter inch less (from the already one inch) and I’d call it a day for height lowering. Highly recommended for enthusiasts in search of comfortable progressive springs that offer optimum ride height.

Muahaha! Sorry I’m spendthrift suddenly, perhaps it’s the it’s-my-party-and-ill-cry-if-i-want-to effect since it’s just around the corner to the big day. As a matter of fact, I’m thinking this is probably the ultimate reason why adults don’t celebrate their birthdays as much as they get older, the standards of satisfaction in this reimbursement we call a Birthday Present keeps rising with no body being able to keep up. Hence, it’s a lot more satisfying to buy yourself a nice gift and spend time ultilizing it on your birthday rather than throwing parties, getting so smashed you can’t walk straight and wake up with a dying headache the next day.

But then again, what do I know about partying?

Until then, au revoir.



This familiar feeling of dying
May 28, 2009, 6:07 pm
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Short updates. Birthday just around the corner but it hardly feels like one. Anyways I’d just like to inform anyone planning any surprises that may be reading this coincidentally. Let’s spend this birthday without the eggs and random infiltration of my home this year. Oh and these are some of the things you should NEVER buy me as a gift. Infact just don’t ever buy it for anyone with an IQ of more than 2.

No, as a matter of fact I don’t have any obnoxious alcohol problems resulting in my not being able to find the same knob I’ve used for the past 12 years of my life at night.

Now that’s just mean! Well if you know me well enough to know I’m assless at least. Now where’s that Nice Hair! crap cap when I need it..

Oh yeah sure rub it in my face, rub it in the fact that the neighbour’s cats aren’t giving me enough animal shit around the house already. Maybe I should fill these up with the very same crap on the lawn, pack it back up in it’s box and use the almighty “Return To Sender” huh? Now THAT, my friends, is the real conversation piece.

Well yeah, just a short one for the month’s end. Blogging prudently is oh so hard when I’m certified Abnormally Sarcastic by the dude that created the How Sarcastic Are You? quiz. See you on Facebook, dumbass!

Have a good weekend.



Ca M’énerve
May 18, 2009, 10:00 am
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Of all the times that I have to suddenly feel this way, I am at the moment quite stressed and regretful that I :-

1. Did not take up piano classes

2. Did not shut up when trying to be taught Chinese

3. Can not draw for shits (saddest bit of all)

Oui, ca m’énerve.