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It’s that time of the year again! Excess fat goes out and Ramadhan is in! Nay, this year I’m not too excited about it since I actually have to go to school whilst fasting. That’s really unfair you see, I know lah we’re supposed to be doing normal activities during fasting and all but then going to school is like doing thrice the output of normal things. Got stress from homework lah, bad exam results lah, smelly toilets lah and so on and so forth. Cannot tahan man all these things, what to do except go through the day until the time comes to go to the bazaaaaaaarr! That fag adrian probably is planning to flock on a chicken wing or something when we get there. Must avoid giving him rides during this month at all costs.
Luckily since this time I’m well equipped, I can go there myself and I don’t have to wait for my parents to come back. Yess. Parents, they love to spoil the plan. Just because dad can last through the day even if he had supper at 2AM doesn’t mean I can, now they’re forcing me to "sahur" (supper) at 1 to avoid me not being able to wake up to go to school because I’ve been doing it too many times already -_- So people, don’t don’t fast lah, McDonalds ain’t gonna sell you shit anyway (just incase you thought they’d actually be the ones that sell you a cheeseburger without looking at your face. Suckers!). Don’t smoke either, you know that’s bad for your health. Oh haha that’s all year round a bad thing, during ramadhan just don’t smoke, it makes people thirsty.
Don’t dig your nose. I know what you’re thinking, digging any hole on your body is pleasuring right? Now now, it’s science. But then, I’m still wondering why we can’t dig our noses (or any holes for that matter) while fasting. Some people, like Haziq (lol) say that it’s to avoid from ‘accidental nose shit eating’ occuring. Now that’s just gross, alright. Some other people say it’s just another way of saying don’t make love while fasting, but actually this is already stated as another rule to that myth’s out. A very small number of wise people say it’s to avoid bleeding which will eventually call your fasting off. Nobody knows, the people I ask I mean.
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Hah! syazwalails’s plan to actually organize our class party at BTS really turned out to be true. It’s so stupid (I know lah siti, I’ve told you this like a million times, keep it to yourself) to have a class party at a foreign area. Buddenhor, it’s not really a class party afterall, more like a class outing so I decided to tag along and Eng the dude that doesn’t know what a toothbrush is decided to tag along too. Of course I had to be his free willy driver yet again. Going there is alright lah, never missed a road and exit. Bah, in the end I ended up eating a veggie burger, played RM8 at the arcade and watched TRex at IMAX while they got to go to the theme park, BB and smoke like a chimney. I told someone it’s going to be boring, but noooo, nobody would believe me. They argued about where to eat for 30 damn minutes and all I could do was sat there on my helmet trying to ease the fcuking constipation after effect I had. So damn pain okay.
IMAX however was a blast, it’s too perfect really. I knew RifhanBam was seduced to follow us, so he did. But he’s a bit annoying with his requests. So yeah, IMAX. Honestly, I think we really really should have watched the haunted thingy, it looked so much better and I actually enjoyed it’s 2 minute trailer more than the 45 minute TRex. Sadly it was showing at 6, I was at home at 5. So yeah, it’s real, a coupla’ people were too excited (read : jakun) about his/her first IMAX experience that they jumped from their seats everytime some 3D effect came into play or some striking sound gets played. The dude behind me kept banging on my seat, was on the brink of telling the CBK (ask around for the meaning) to stop it but then found out it’s a girl so, yeah. What? you actually thought I was going to tell you what the movie is about? and make my RM15 contribute to your piracy demands? Hah! Okay that’s lame, it’s about dinosaurs bla bla bla, a vulture knocked the dude down and etc etc, things flew to our faces and lots of dino saliva was everywhere (and thats in three dimensions, folks!) and stuff.
Skip this, skip that and we’re back at parking lot. Awesome, never knew our police uses scooters. Sad to see them using Elit’s though, they’re so lame. Fits the police perfectly! No offence lah, it’s all cool. Took pictures of the thing, will post it up later. and so I was ready to go home and everything UNTIL I saw two guys stuck at the exit, kicking and screaming in to the intercom asking some guy to come down here and get this ************ piece of **** machine to work. Great, so there’s no way out and there’s no way in. I was almost ready to pitch a tent and call it a night but the jackasses on the RXZ has a swell idea. I dont know how, but one of them got two planks and decided to use them to go over the divider. Seemed like a good idea really. Except I was on a 260 pound scooter which maybe, just maybe would break that little plank of theirs faster than you can say a broken undercarriage. Needless to say, I was short of 10 bucks for that tent, so I took a shot at it. Backed up and charged for the plank and went up smoothly but got stuck halfway through, got some help from the guys. Wanna know the best part? While we’re struggling getting my mos down, some dude on a cub just comes by next to us, never even presses a single button and the bar just went up as if he had magical powers. Needless to say, all three of us were dumbstruck (my tyre was still screeching on the plank). Luck, I tell you. The next time you’re hitching a ride with me, rest assured that one way or another, I will get you to where you desire. REST.
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