Anatomy Of A Stupid.

- got this from adrian’s blog. it’s so so good to know that there are brilliant minds out there.

Years
ago, I came to Friendster following the then hot trend of networking
"friends." In the "I-slept with/blew/vommited on-this-person" sense of
the word. Other networking communites came and went, but Friendster
remained the place to be, that is, if it decided to work that day. Then
came MySpace, which I hated and continue to hate. Friendster was for
the young sophisticate; MySpace for the young and snot-nosed. A place
where 12 year-old whores could find old pedophiles to infect them with
Herpes. A place where some lame emo kids could force you to listen to
Dashboard Confessionals unknowingly. Looking at a MySpace profile was
like stepping in a goddamned time machine and "surfing the web" in
1996. Did they not get the memo that background photos are completely
and totally fucking stupid? Not to mention the fact that you can barely
read shit. No thank you, MySpace. I stuck with Friendster. I was
willing to wait out the frequent error messages and "page cannot be
found" messages to get the comfort of the standard gray template.

But all good things must come to end. It seems the suits over at
Friendster have adopted the company philosphy "Awesome Assimilation"
and pretty much stolen every lame feature of MySpace and added it as
"new and improved." We are not stupid guys, we know where you got it
from. I dread one day clicking on some cute guy’s profile and 1. having
to wait 40 minutes while the latest Godsmack video loads and 2. trying
to read neon green text over a picture of a yellow Porsche. I am about
to go join Evite. That’s where all the cool kids network these days. As
a matter of fact, how about I just give up on this whole "networking"
bullshit all together? I am NOT any closer to meeting Jake Gyllenhaal
so I might as well try other avenues.

You’ve hurt me Friendster. You hurt me bad.

Friendster. If you can’t make it, fake it! The quest begins. and all of the other dumb quotes you can think of. Oh yeah I’d like to see them comment this post now, yessssss I do!