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Today is a very special day for mothers, teachers, people with their birthdate on today and etc etc but above all that it is also a special day for me and our stupid cheebye kia community of idiots. Have you ever wondered, why is it that people always love to stare at you for no reason? When I ride my scooter around, when pass by a mamak shop everybody in the shop will suddenly freeze and stare at me as if I’m the prime minister passing by in a helicopter. WTF IS THIS? Why am I so important? I mean thank you if you envy me but no need to suddenly stop doing whatever you doing and look at me ok. I’m surprised the guy in the toilet didn’t stop peeing to stare also! So anyways, today I just encountered some stupid idiots at a local coffee shop earlier when I was getting some food to eat at home and it’s just after school so I was wearing my uniform, then this coffee shop also full of cheebye. Why? because they all staring at me like I’m some kind of hot chick with a huge ass or something. Then if that’s not bad enough, they all staring at my name tag, and even after they can see my name there they STILL WANT TO STARE!! KNNCCB!
Then on my way back to the car I encounter with this other cheebye member of our community. Staring at me some more as usual, but when I get into the car this cheebye and his cheebye gang all laughing at me thinking it’s funny they see a dude wearing school uniform driving a car.. Come on la, wake up and smell my shoe la, this is not your "zaman" where kids who ride bicycle are considered as king okay. Luckily our community, although all act like cheebye, actually no balls yet. They stare nevermind, but suddenly come one champion or hero go and tiu you then only know how to shut the fuck up and finish your fried rice and stop staring at people.
I don’t know is it curiosity or is it you just busy body like you got nothing better to do like that. Everytime staring at people, if you stare at hot beautiful girls nevermind la, this one staring at any stranger you like, then when the people you stare at stare back at you you say they gay. KNNCCB then you what? retard? terancat akal? Shit man, si pei bei tahan these people la, really.. When use phone, want to stare, when talk to people, want to stare, when ride motorbike also want to stare. Now I know you all evolve from the species STARE AT PEOPLE TYPING THEIR PASSWORD..
Drivers also one case, I know la I don’t own the road but I don’t think you do too right? what give you the right to overtake and call me a slow poke at 140km/h? our country speed limit also maximum 110km/h la brother, that one also on KLIA highway, why you so impatient like your house going to grow feet and run away from you like that? Don’t try to give me excuse say you want to shit or whatever ok, because public restrooms are there for a reason and it’s not for all the homeless people and pirated VCD sellers to hang out at, it’s for you to shit at, idiot. No seriously, all these shit drivers, really are Cheebye On Wheels (COW), everytime they want to overtake you they will horn, flash, signal, shout, tiu bla bla bla until you find an empty spot to move to the left to let them pass, like they seriously can die if they dont overtake you. But when people want to come out, give signal light, all speed up like they’re the last people to enter a magical black hole that can take you to heaven where all the cheebyes hang out and all the nerds are your servants!
So it’s really not good enough that you piss people off infront of you by flashing/horn etc etc when you pass by them you have to slow down same speed with them and give them the cheebye stare? You really no job la uncle, please go home and get a life. If you can please go and learn some proper manners not just on the road but in real life also. It’s true what Rudy and JJ say, if you put wheels on houses then only everyone nice to each other.. Then you know what’s the worst part? If you driving nice expensive car/bike like LANcer or R1 then they will stare at you softly like they want to be friends with you, or sometimes if your vehicle damn fucking expensive like Skyline or Ducati nobody will want to stare at you, because all want to show like they damn macho to their imaginary girlfriends like they have 10 at home all covered with dust, but if crapped up local car they think it’s like below their standard.. Damn it!
So, people, please, help prevent prostate cancer. Don’t stare unnecessarily.
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you know,you really are perasan.maybe the DONT envy you
umyra esplanade 05.19.06 @ 6:44 pmi never even used the word envy la, and whatever you say also, theres still no real reason to stare at anybody
andy 05.20.06 @ 12:27 amdear andy, you really should think positively at why people stare at you. maybe the only possible reason is that you are too breathtakingly beautiful, even people and time stops each time you passed by them on your scooter hehe.. (chewah!) i remember the first time i saw you.. i had that effect too (i love to stare at beautiful people too, be it male or female, coz beauty isn’t something i have, so i sought on others who have :P) wait until you enter university. you’ll have lots of people staring (and gawking) at you (consisting of girls, gays and even nyahs) cheebye = cute word in spelling, horrible to be pronounced. i smiled each time i encountered this word in youe entry. and the guy in the toilet who didn’t stop peeing to stare is probably gay. next time, DON’T go to public toilets alone, you might get molested, considering you are too attractive to ignore.
Izuan 05.24.06 @ 12:30 pmdear andy, you really should think positively at why people stare at you. maybe the only possible reason is that you are too breathtakingly beautiful, even people and time stops each time you passed by them on your scooter hehe.. (chewah!) i remember the first time i saw you.. i had that effect too (i love to stare at beautiful people too, be it male or female, coz beauty isn’t something i have, so i sought on others who have :P) wait until you enter university. you’ll have lots of people staring (and gawking) at you (consisting of girls, gays and even nyahs) cheebye = cute word in spelling, horrible to be pronounced. i smiled each time i encountered this word in your entry. and the guy in the toilet who didn’t stop peeing to stare is probably gay. next time, DON’T go to public toilets alone, you might get molested, considering you are too attractive to ignore.
Izuan 05.24.06 @ 12:31 pmhaha…just give them a ride izzat.
AdRiaN 05.25.06 @ 8:59 amooo….now i know what cheebye means.
PitagoraSuicchi 05.25.06 @ 11:33 pmwhat were you caruting about btw?
pe tu.. what WAS i caruting about?
andy 05.30.06 @ 6:54 amOk, so this blog is almost 2months old. I’m very sure there are lots of people out there feeling the same way. No, actually, I get that too-especially the school uniform incident(when I was still in school, but I still get it nowadays-sometimes), but why don’t you just take it easy? I mean, I hate people staring at me too, but don’t you get tired getting pissed all the time? Take it as something good, or just pretend they’re NOT staring at you. Why don’t you stare back and give them a nasty look. If ppl honk you on the road for whatever STUPID reason it is, honk back for as long as you can. Or, you can overtake them and give em a friendly honk. And yes, Rudy and J.J. is right. COW is cool. Not the cheebyes of course. Why is it cheebye and not cibai? You think that’s going to make it look and sound less harsh? Where did cibai come from? Don’t you even know what “caruting” is? There’s no such word as “caruting” but “carut” comes from the word “mencarut”. Please tell me you know what mencarut is. Do not expect me to read your blog in the shortest time.
FARAH HASSAN 06.29.06 @ 12:19 pm