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Say hello to little Billy. Recently Billy has been noticing some changes. He’s starting to have opinions, he has questions he can’t answer all by himself, and he has the inexplicable urge to tell someone - OMFG STEAM R0X0RZZZ TEH BIG!11ONEONE (read : oh my fucking god Steam roxorz the big! one one one one)
Now, little Billy knows the healthy place to express these feelings is in the Steam forums. Wohoho! Slow down there little Billy, you’re not ready to start a new thread just yet. Heh, looks like you’ve got some more learning to do first (you dumb ass..). Before you go a’clicking the New Thread button, you should ask yourself several questions.
First, will the thread contribute to the forum? If you have an opinion, back it up with reason. If you have a question, provide enough information so others can help you. And, if you just have something to say, say it respectfully. (shut up and go outside, you forum whore!)
Second, has it been posted before? One of the forum’s best kept secret is the Search button. This handy little fella will allow you to find threads of days gone by. Simply enter in some basic keywords and hit ‘Perform Search’. It’s really that easy! and remember, IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO POST IN AN EXISTING THREAD THAN TO START A NEW ONE! Ehem. Another pro tip is to check the forum’s stickies, the threads listed at the top of the forum next to the words read first. You don’t want all the kids laughing at you because you had a question that was answered in a stickie, now do you? Ho ho ho ho! no you dont..
And Third, am I in the right forum? Read the description of each forum and decide which one best suits your thread.
Well Billy, it looks like you’re ready to start posting! and you too!
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Sape billy?
PitagoraSuicchi 06.05.06 @ 10:25 pmBilly is the mascot for this campaign la..
andy 06.06.06 @ 5:23 amive got a question…and dont think its been answered yet…..whats a thread??is it that thing that is in all my clothes?? =P
-MoOn TonGUe- 06.06.06 @ 8:11 amumm, this ad is for forum junkies, not porno junkies.. so yeah ash, just ignore it..
andy 06.06.06 @ 8:17 amthere are forum and porno junkies too???and how do you know so much about all this??what do they do??have chat forums about the different styles of porn??woahhh…..the next time you host a porno forum man tell me!!lolz
-MoOn TonGUe- 06.06.06 @ 8:24 pm