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Today was really awful. I got out of bed because I had to throw up. I’m
really sick. I mean REALLY sick. I feel unusual because my
antidepressants are making me hairy. I’m so stoned. Last night I had to
finish my term paper on the history of pre-communist Russian society. I
focussed on the needs of women. I think it’s ok, but if I don’t pass
this I’ll lose my scholarship. I want to tell the world that I love you
all! You’re all so special to me! I am really annoyed with those
assholes at are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than
them, and those photos don’t do me justice. They can’t reject me, so
I’m starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first
five applicants are automatically accepted). Today, I got a digital
camera! Yes! I’m so ugly. Don’t look at my photos pleeeeeze. I want to
say thanks to Simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping
me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to
find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my
number. I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar
disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the
same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.
That’s
enough for now. But I’ll leave you with this thought - sharing your
life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy
available. Leave a comment and tell me I’m beautiful.
*fictious, but self written.
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