Anatomy Of A Stupid.

The story of how.

Girls ah. Especially the attractive ones, they don’t know it but actually every word they say and every move they make is recorded by at least one guy. It’s like for every one girl there’s two guys that are after her, and this is average. I don’t need to take the time to show examples of the many many young teenagers out there holding hands by the garden as we speak, they started from somewhere too you know.

Alright alright, this is just an excuse for me not posting something about going out to somewhere or getting something new to show, but I’ll try to make it not so boring for everyone’s sake.

It’s like this, girls don’t know about 90% of the things they do guys and the 10% they do notice actually don’t even matter. For example, I have a friend and let’s call him Beng, he likes this one girl, Leng and every word Leng said, Beng would keep thinking about 10 types of meanings that Leng may mean. Like how when Leng said "eh, don’t bother me lar.." but in a bimbotic tone, it makes Beng think really really hard later. What the hell is she trying to say? On one hand it seems like she’s telling me to piss off, but on the other it’s like she’s asking for some more.

And this is bad. It truly is what is at the core of the beginning of a boyfriend-girlfriend scenario. Of course we don’t want this to happen now, do we? (no we dont) Swell. So I was just pondering about some of the other things that girls do to us and leave us hanging technically and just share it with you all for fun.

Often times when a guy likes a girl, the smallest move can make him think about it the whole day. It doesn’t help either when the girl makes it seem like she’s not into the guy but suddenly later send a text message with those weird ASCII characters and teddy bears and whatever shit it is that these things consist of to him. It’s like she’s saying she hates you, but she’s challenging you to risking your dignity by shamelessly talking to her eventhough you know she doesn’t want to talk to you. It’s like she’d give you this hope! I mean you knew you shouldn’t do it but she’d go like.. "Beng ah! why you so sombong (uptight) wan.." the next week and you’d be thinking about how big of an idiot you were for not taking the plunge.

On the not so bright side however, lets say the guy grew some guts and did talk to her and end up in an arguement 5 minutes later which causes both parties to not talk to each other anymore for a long time. Yeah, it’s tough. I told you flipping your hair makes people think of lots of things.

Their best kept secret is of course… the smile, dammit. Why you up in here thinking about their assets or something huh? Anyways. Carrying the previous situation forward often times it may lead to the both of them ignoring each other too. That thing a boy and a girl does when they walk past each other looking at the opposite directions on purpose isn’t something very average afterall. We’re all humans, and we’re all at most six degrees seperated and it doesn’t hurt to say hi or bye. Clearly when something like this happens amongst friends there’s a clear haze is the vicinity.

But when after they don’t talk for 3 weeks straight and out of the blue the girl gives him a smile out of thin air, then the guy’s back into thinking mode. Between guy and guy, and girl and girl this means okay I’m ready to not be pissed anymore so you start talking and I’ll pretend like nothing happened but otherwise most people won’t take it so easily. I don’t at least.

Reading a male’s body language has always been the best kept secret of a female in my personal opinion. I don’t know it’s like girls have this psychic power or something because out of 10 times (external source, mind you) as soon as a guy goes mind horny the girl just knows it, 8 times! and what can guys read? Porno CD labels. Pathetic. Though "muscular" and "macho" to some, it’s still pathetic. Don’t mind my statements, I don’t mean every guy you know, just the certain people that are specially chosen to be my examples for this post.

The way a girl responds to a guy even when they’re alright also can make guys think more rationally given the right time, situation and state of mind. I’ve been there more than once when I wish I didn’t say this or I wish I had said that when I was talking to ABC or whatsoever. Guys, they bring it and girls take it, you know? I just wish a majority of guys know how to do it right.

Because I know, it scares the shit out of girls when we ask more than 10 questions to them. It’s somehow akin to stalking or bugging them, so the number of chances always shuffle by our minds and guys will keep on wondering. Should I do this first or should I do that first, to avoid from singing Puddle of Mudd’s She Hates Me tonight.

Well, that’s just some of the things I have to ramble about for now, hope you’re not asleep yet. Next time I’ll come up with something better to explain those 1000 questions.

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