Anatomy Of A Stupid.

1300-13-McPissant

Alright I’m worked up now! Finally I know how hypocrites and assumers find their stock to write crap about Malaysia, it’s MCDONALDS! Well not actually McDonalds, but rather the delivery service. Here’s my story.

It was Friday I think and everyone ditched the plan to go for teh tarik because they wanted to practice using the wire whisk so I cooked up a plan to go to McDonalds to get some nuggets first while waiting for Adrian to return from his seminar in Klang, but then suddenly I too felt some kind of force (lazy) stopping me.. argh! Perhaps it was Katharine on iTunes.. anyway.

Suddenly I remembered that McDonalds delivers up to 3am mah? so why not just give them a call and let them do the work. So I did, the operator was exceptionally polite despite the midnight call. At first the image of a friendly service from the ad on the telly was definetly not expected considering they pick those buggers off the street to be their delivery boys, but after the call I started thinking twice.

Keep in mind with Pizza Hut deliveries, they at least greet you. So my delivery arrived from the Section 9 McDonalds around 20 minutes later. Still impressed, I go to the gate to find the delivery guy there and a bit misplaced but I greeted him first - only to NOT get a reply!

Anywho, I’d put that aside for the better part coming. The operator told me it would cost RM12.56, but I misheard and prepared RM13.04. I open the gate, he passes me the food without saying anything leaving me AGAIN asking him what are the contents, only to get a moody answer as if he’s got PMS or something? So fark la, I hand him the money and would you know, he immediately wanted to leave without handing me my change..

Fine fine, I just stopped him and politely asked for the total, so now he gets the idea but he’s still staring at me not doing anything.. wtf, may I suggest returning my change? Instead he gives me back the 4 cents and shucks me off by saying he’s got no change, LIKE I CARE? Almost at boiling point here, and I conveniently reminded him that theres a balance of 48 cents and, get this, he actually sighed in anger! MOTHER@%?*&!!!!!!

Boiling point. Red screen. Buzzer. I’m just waiting to throw the change back at him now, sad case he couldnt calculate the change himself and only handed me back 35 cents before I placed it on his motorcycle and said ‘tak payah lah’ (no need lah) and slammed the gate on him, and that sums up the first and last time I use the McDelivery service!

Seriously ‘wipes, ‘kalau takde duit jadi mat rempit je laaa!’.

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