Anatomy Of A Stupid.

LCLY

That stands for lan c lan yong, which I *think* means a person who is arrogant and boastful in his act and words in chinese, it’s what Mr. Danial my lecturer taught me. I find it an appropriate title for this specific blog because what I am going to do appears to be LCLY indeed. I am going to copy the idea of two of my group mates for the content, and then follow by attempting to convince you that I’ve thought of writing this since a few weeks back, only I got very lazy and kept on delaying. Here we go, bear with me.

Happy happy joy joy. The perfect caption to a perfect picture of a perfect group. Seriously, who the hell am I kidding?! We’re DC27 Group 2, a bunch of crazy, cheerful, noisy, unpunctual, emo, smart (refer to FBSP 157 assessment please :-P) and did I mention noisy? people. I’ve only known them for 3 months and I’m already thankful I’m in this group, but I’m not saying this is the group for everyone. Other people love their group for their own reasons, and this one has it’s ups and downs too, thankfully the good traits work for my side, heheh!

So to follow the trend of every other loving group member, I’m going to introduce them and leave a word or two of my own thinking on what 3 month perception have I come up for them, here goes! We’ll start from the guy on the far right on the first row, subsequent to introducing my lecturer.

Mr. Danial Yong

-Yea, how ironic, introduce the guy who taught you the meaning to the phrase youre using for the blog’s title, so sue me. Nevertheless, Mr. Danial is one heck of a lecturer, he’s funny yet strict, forgiving yet firm with his principles. If there’s one thing I’ve learned so far in college is that if you’ve got a serious lecturer who’s damn unforgiving, then you’re in for a "lovely" evening. Thanks Mr. Danial, glad to have you for Term 2!

Han

-Ever met an accidental perfectionist before? No? Now you have, Han does his job clean and fast and he used to be a med student studying abroad and stopped half way. Imagine, his heart wasn’t even with the kitchen few years back then and he’s already adapted to the hustle and bustle of kitchen life, way to go! (I’ve been told that he’s quite good with the ladies too, yes, ladieS.)

Aniq

-The first ever manager + elected by lecturer based on "best" results from a written exam = one messed up restaurant. Yet he’s darn funny at times, and damn late for some classes too! Nevermind.. he can compensate for all this by simple stopping smoking. Say tak nak to saying tak nak to tak nak, Aniq!

Alvin

-Mr. Germany 2007 (and some say 2003). One hell of a funny guy thanks to his ability to mimic certain animals you’ve never seen before, plus sound effects. Sadly he’s leaving for Germany and will be joining DC28 upon his return. All the best with the Zimbabweians! We’ll miss ya, gay (Myvi).

Leon

-This 13 year old boy? Damn smart for a kid! ahahaha! He’s actually 20, but girls agree he looks way younger than that. Guys, well, we just agree on the height but nonetheless! his thinking isn’t short of how a 20 year old normally thinks. Girls, TFK, studies. Told you right? Also starring in a multi razzy award winning film soon debuting, Finding Emo. Hopefully with his cheeky smile he’ll get his little <insert sweet word describing a girlfriend here> soon!

Jimmy

-Known him since secondary. This guy is a hopeless romantic. Plus he’s just hopeless. Next..

Maynard (specky on the far right next to Han)

-He looks innocent, he sounds innocent. Truth is he’s quite wordy and most surprising is a pervert. Or wait, ex-pervert I should say, he claims he has evolved into being an adult and has given up pervertism. Smart fella, with good sense of humor, but a bit slow with the table settings just like me. Then again, Maynard and I are not that different, just that he’s from that end of the sea and I’m from this end.

Hadi

Hoodie the rempit. Man this guy is shy, seriously. No really, he’s shy! Hahaha! Guy’s got talent though, but only problem is he’s too quiet. So quiet that when he actually says something it’s damn funny! Accidental force of nature that can make anyone burst out in laughter, but please tone down on your wheelies and stoppies! Haha, just kidding!

Elaine

-My gossip partner (can say so la?), her face is so round we claim it to be the earth. She’s not funny. Haha! Has this special skill to hurt you whenever she desires by either hitting you or poking you at your weak spot. Can say quite smart la, good marks for almost every assessment.

Vincent

-Mr. Cautious. Always wondering the possibility to answering a question in an alternative way or resolving a problem using a different method. AKA too damn paranoid.. Oh well, his pros are that he’s always at college earlier than others, can sleep just before an exam and still get OK marks for it. Blardy hell. Quite reliable as he’s cautious. Dont look down on him ok, he’s not a virgin and he lost it to an Australian ass. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mischa

-This girl is like a really old car with a clogged carburetor, she can be having a good flow of sugar and be normal, but when her lines are clogged then she’ll just play dead until the clog bursts and she’ll start laughing or hitting people or biting people. She’s kinda little, but hey, little people are adorably ugly right! That’s cute btw, so thats what Maynard says. She looks awesome in her leather skirt, so plus points to the guys after her! Can be funny, can be dangerous, but still a good person at the end of the day.

Aaron (the monk on the far right)

-Fellow countrymen to Aniq, this guy from Sarawak has broken many hearts from what I hear. He’s funny, and pretty helpful too. Get to know him if you’re in need of ASSistance. Has been told to be pretty far away from the fine dining restaurant, but I doubt he’ll give up!

Zaha

-Only foreigner in the group, from Maldives. The name Maldives, the only thing I’ve ever seen it was when I was signing up for a forum and when I wanted to select the Country, Maldives would be above Malaysia. If it wasn’t for this girl, I think Maldives would remain a remote island off the coast of India to me until now. Quiet, but can be humorous, that’s what the whole group’s about! Gave me a nickname even, ANDU! hahahaha!

Min

-Notoriously known for being the best in restaurant practical class, being overly sarcastic and camwhoring whilst wearing a tiara. Independent, yet cannot control his laseristic mouth when it comes to dissing me. McB species, blood type C for cheeeeebye! hahahaha just kidding! Sarcastic la thats for sure, but he gets his jobs done.

Andy

-What can I say.. I’m not the best in the class like somebody, but I get my job done too, and then some more. Hopefully my good traits outweigh my bad ones, and nobody has a vendetta against me yet because there’s another 5 terms to go!

Phang

-The eldest in the group, somehow managed to find his way to Taylor’s to do Culinary Arts aside from running a freelance day job of an engineer of some sorts. The trustworthy photocopier, and is the wisest of the pack some say. Cheers to him on the time management!

So that’s my group after one term, and now you know them almost as much as I do. Who would know what monkeys they will turn into during the next term. We’ll just leave that to another blog in the future shall we. Until then, ta!

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