..and so the plan is set, in conjunction with Malaysia’s 50th birthday, parents’ 20th anniversary and my 18th birthday, this coming September I shall be travelling 4 countries, alone! Yahoo!
(Revised)
When one is in love; can admit it,
see and feel the abstract future it holds,
replication of an ocean’s breeze surf your skin,
yet, cannot understand the consequences.
Welcome to black time, where hours go slow,
and hearts go weak.
Help thou, to help thee,
the significant other says.
Consequences it seems, remains ever the same,
an obligation.
Time after time, the deadly elusive
would continue commuting it’s motive,
Has hurt, no, hurting armed soldiers.
A little something I like to call consequence.
What the hell is this? I don’t even get it. Anyways, I’m in love with a gorgeous-looking but still beautiful-hearted girl, and I’m not afraid to admit it! Muahaha!
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First it was Seh Ming, then Adrian, followed by Kyle, and now Mark. All their wallets, GONE! Within one week, thank you very much. Makes me wonder..
"Is mine next?"
Kickstart to Term 2, and I am pretty much supressed by the tiring hours of standing. Like I’ve said before when I attended the Good Charlotte concert, my feet could kill me right now if they wanted to. Today’s lunch service, the perfect words to describe it has been used as this blog’s title. If it wasn’t for 9/10 of us asking that multiple times because we forgot the sequence of service (as if the hungry customers give a cow’s arse about it really), it was just plain MESSY!
I’d really rather write about my trip to Jakarta, but I’m way too lazy to resize the photos. This is ironic, I want to be a quality blogger with a quality blog, but I’m admitting I’m lazy to do it as we speak. Hm. Nevertheless, if I didn’t write about Jakarta, I’d write about how small this world is and why I prefer PJ drivers rather than Subang or especially Shah Alam drivers.
But I’m too tired to do that too. All I know is, screw Shah Alam drivers because they go out and buy cheap cars, spend thousands to make it go faster and when someone invites them to use all their horses underneath that hood, they instead get pissed off and blares their middle fingers at you. WTF, no comment. I say, if you wanted to drive at 70km/h, then go get a Kancil. At least people won’t be eager to tailgate you, hence pissing you off. If tailgating is supposed to piss someone who drives a fast car off, then I’m Jackie Chan’s stunt double.
The other day I got harassed, technically and literally by a friggin’ SUNNY! It got me worked up at first, but hey, the guy went pass me and raised his hand humbly. It’s not my Malaysian attitude speaking, but I say a hand raise is more than enough to ease the tension. But NOO, Shah Alam drivers dont play with friendly gestures, all they know is to slowly overtake you, stare at you, ram their engine, show their finger; JUST before they exit the road.
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Damn I’m rambling aimlessly again. Sorry, I’ll write about Jakarta soon, with pics. Again, the AOAS horoscope for every male and female who is reading this post says : this is a really small world, you’ll notice this today!
Until then.
