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Feeling sleepy? Never tried something different before? Need some action in your life?
The Andy & Jon corporation has just the solution for you! To achieve a natural euphoria of alertness, all you need is four three easy to find items!
1. 50gm Salt
2. 1nos Straw
3. 1 Flat surface
4. 1 Working sanity
Personally tested out by trained professionals in the business of keeping people awake during the most boring classes, this process we’d like to term Brain Salting is simply revolutionary! Simple place the salt on the flat surface in a thin line, and insert one end of the straw to the nostril of your choice, other end towards the salt and begin sniffing just like how one sniffs crack!
Within the next 30 minutes, you’re guranteed to go high/vomit/be so alert you’d get a hard on staring at a fat lady! This comes with a no questions asked, money back gurantee! (terms and conditions apply) Call the number on your screen now! and you’ll receive a free trial pack of our upcoming soon to be released new product, Brain Pepperer!
No, dont remind me, we’re dumbasses. Bored ones moreover.
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