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In a state of NBTDness, not to mention with a blank mind, this is all I can think up of. Bear with me only la.
6 random factors that give me a little edge to others.
1) I drive like a CB, but I still use my blinkers.
- Due to my natural unpunctuality, I tend to drive like I just took prune juice an hour ago and am in desperate need of a loo. However, I still respect other road users, I cilok with concern and care, looking out for every auntie, uncle, leng lui, leng zhai, youngster, oldster on the road by simply using my signal lights when I swerve in and out of traffic. To me this is pretty helpful la cause when an el-cheapo Gen2 is passing by you at high speeds and looks like it maybe, just maybe wants to swerve in infront of you, a warning is definitely a get-out-of-jail card.
2) I don’t smoke, I hate the 2nd hand one, but I’d still help you buy a pack.
- In this modern age I believe that 9/10 children are bound to start smoking due to some reason. Don’t ask me la is it the parents dont give them enough love or they watch too much porn or so on and so forth but it’s just a bloody epidemic. One person smokes, the next day the guy sitting next to him will be too. So yours truly comes from a smoker’s household, my dad smokes. I’ve learned that 2nd hand smoke after a ramadhan buffet may just be the best lax combination since coke and condensed milk, but hey, I understand if you smoke. I wouldn’t treat you any differently, and yes I will still inhale regularly when hanging out with you.
3) I listen to all kinds of music, seriously!
- I don’t have a staple genre of music, I listen to almost everything that attracts anyone to understand what people like these days. Even if I don’t like a certain type of music, if it was in your car, I’d still appreciate it somehow. My playlist? Dashboard, Prodigy, Norah Jones, Gavin DeGraw, Sinatra, Tiesto. Any more rojak and you can call this a mamak’s official project to take over the world.
4) I don’t watch porn.
- Speaks for itself.
5) I think against you when I agree with you.
- Sometimes it sounds like I’m excessively criticizing, but actually I’m just telling you a loophole that I see in your suggestion so that it can be fixed. People these days tend to presume that if you criticize or decline an idea, you’re totally against it. If that were true, then I might as well start building a rocket which can take me to another planet where I can apply the same concept, only difference is I give the suggestions and nobody can "go against me" because nobody else is invited anyway! Oh yea, the transcript above would perfectly describe what I’m talking about.
6) I have good bad taste. Directions too.
- Send me on a mission to find the best fine dining restaurant in KL, maybe I’d need Calvin to come along with me. Send me on a mission to find the best roadside hawker food in Malaysia? Now that’s my cup of tea. If you ever need to know what cheap good stuff there is to eat around here, feel free. Even if I didn’t know what to suggest you, I’m pretty sure I could direct you to the next best thing, street racing scenes and brothels. Just kidding la, my directions are slightly above average, so sue me!
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