Anatomy Of A Stupid.

Day off

So hello again from the andy’s kitchen.

It’s 3.40am right now, thankfully my next class is at 3.00pm with yet another crazy horny french man on Oenology *snores*. Today I’m actually gonna talk about my group mates again, thanks to Aniq that randomly hopped up to me on one fine day and asked me to do a summary on them like how I did previously, only this time for term 2.

So I agreed since Group 2 really has changed a lot since term 1, we’ve matured faster than ever and our attitudes are rapidly shifting from side to side (sounds like a blonde’s ass on a Sunday jog) and they deserve a re-evaluation! Not that I talked smack about any of them before but who cares, here it is anyway.

Phang

- Still as wise as ever, though getting a little more quiet and introvert by the day. Nonetheless, he’s still mixing with us just as well as any other 28 year old xD That is if he is still, or even 28 years old to begin with.. Has my baju melayu with him, yet to return since the day of service exactly a week ago. Woiii, ate it ka~? hahah!

Andy

- Ah yes, Andy Andy Andy.. same old hopeless fart from the last blog, minus one term and plus the recent addition of an awesome girlfriend =) Getting very emotionally unstable these days due to unknown reasons, has gained new friends and skills (Julienne weh!) and yes, has skipped countless classes for unacceptable reasons. Who am I kidding, it’s skipping for a cause!

Zaha

- Zuha! The only girl in the kitchen that actually can beat me up has gotten stronger.. She’s 20 now, taking the step to marriage soon and yes you’ve guessed it, we’re gonna attend her Maldivian kenduri in Maldives when it does happen! Go go go station partner! Oh and she’s funnier too, especially when it comes to come-back lines (that kenakan me) -_____-

Mischa

- Finally, something bad to say. Well Mischa is getting more and more out of control, the clogged carburettor is turning into a jammed kitchen drainage system. She’s terrorizing the whole DC, yelling and laughing and biting, somebody heLP US~!!! Oh and she’s getting funnier too, haha!

Vincent

- Abang Paranoid, or known to some as Jungle Boy strikes again, this time with even more paranoia, so much that he cause a hoohaa from just manning the BAR! Where’s Batman when you need him? *beams batman spotlight into sky* But hey, Vincent is getting more and more open, and we’re slowly appreciating this one of a kind and exotic kind of humor.. And the dude’s awesome at deboning stuff, hope that doesn’t include his boner though. Ahem!

Elaine

- Even more popular now, Group 2 is no longer alone. Even Groups 5 and 6 know her special abilities on hurting or tickling you at any given time of the day when she desires. Next service’s aboyeur, and can loose her temper once in a while managing her own station so, god knows what’ll happen to us when she’s in charge. I shall book my coffins and grave first, thank you very much!

Hadi

- The Malay Michael Jackson, never ever present yourself to him when you are alone or with less than 2 friends for he will make you succumb to join him in "Never Never Land" or wherever he takes his children victims to sleep with. Funny as hell now, face gestures from this rempit makes anyone laugh for starters, but the things he say in his inrempit tone yet rempit look just kills a majority of us.. Bravo.

Maynard

- Sort of like the Chinese.. no wait, he’s not chinese, sort of like the non-bumi.. no wait, he’s a bumiputera too.. Hmm.. Got it! Sort of like the non-shy version of Hadi xD Getting funnier by the day, and faster in the kitchen.. My only saviour to pass kitchen classes as it seems like between me and him, only he knows the difference between a noisette and a cocotte.

Aniq

- My applied tec. class partner, and the only one at that! Oh and btw, everyone else is in a group of 3. Me and Aniq count as like 1 person so you know how slow our things come through. But it’s all good rite niq, we’re the "Biarkan lambat, asalkan sedap" people of the kitchen. Ok I got no more excuses edi FUDGE IT! Oh ya, he also FFKed me, he said he will repeat Term 2 with me.. luckily I managed to pass just enough to go to Term 3 to kick his ass. Oh and he still hasn’t stopped smoking or lost 30 kilos yet, and the only reason why he didn’t smoke recently is cause of fasting, go figure!

Leon

- Not as emo as last time, but still as rudefriendly© as ever. More and more rumours are spreading about this guy, especially with ____ _______. Hahahaha! Anyways he’s been gossiped about going out with Mr. Kwong our accounts lecturer, cause he’s the only one that gets the privilege of ‘not being able to flunk’ accounts cause he swept Mr. Kwong off his feet with his spontaneous yet appealing "Resident Evil Lookalike Walk". Way to go bro, way to frickin go..

Han

- He is a basketcase. Cause he sleeps in class yet still can ace tests. Bugger. Hahaha, no la chef, I’m just jealous Don’t know what to say about him except.. don’t "excercise" too much la!! Hahah!

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