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As much as it pains me to say this, with hopes that informing it publicly will lighten the guilt of my family but as of 4 days ago, we are now on high alert for two unknown stray cats lingering.. no, I should probably say ransacking our home bit by bit. Yes, that’s not it, the real point is unknowingly we are eminently.. how should I say this..
ready to kill.
It all started one day when a styrofoam board covering a breathing hole of the house was stolen/misplaced/used for other purposes and this one particular cat kept tresspassing through that very hole. Well a few days later, arriving home from a long day at college, I was greeted by guess what - cat urine and poop odour. Didn’t take me long to find the source afterall. As soon as I verified that it was going to be a shitty situation I hear a crackling sound behind me.
It’s the cat. As we stared at each other for a good 10 seconds wondering what the hell to do a couple of ideas were shuffling through my mind. Should I slowly open the door (praying that it won’t run upstairs into the bedrooms) or grab the nearest golf club and do justice. Blah, I did neither, it ran upstairs into my bedroom before I could do anything.
Long story short, ever since then the house has slowly turned into a pigsty from either the cat’s work or our own ransacking to find them. Oh yes, I forgot, the second cat is the lover to the first cat. A rather stupid one I’d say as my dad found it hiding behind our living room flat screen.
If anyone wishes to do something about animals then this is the time. Give me some suggestions on ousting a stray cat that hides better than a stash of porno. The situation is getting well out of control and once it touches anything that we value more than a necessity, it most definitely is going to be the last thing it comes into contact with. Take a minute to walk in my shoes any imagine you not being cruel.
Please help. Help me help the cats that is.
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Desperate times calls for desperate measures. My suggestion: Catch them with a sack (guni) or a large fishnet, put them into a sack (make holes for them to breathe) and then drive them to somewhere far away from your home at Section 8. May I suggest Section 2? At least they will have food from the hawkers.
mr. izuan 05.09.09 @ 1:48 amAla cats is nothing man. We have RATS here. Beat that. Just do what Izuan said up there. Alison approved >=D
Ataupun, call Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry~
Alison 05.09.09 @ 9:15 amGood one sir, if I could even catch it in the first place! I’m thinking of baiting them then follow as per your idea.. Perhaps I’ll try it later today. Cat urine odour sucks!
Al, rats are meant for rat traps. Cat traps aren’t as affordable
eejart 05.09.09 @ 12:28 pmcatch them, make them into cat soup, or cat bread..it shud be tasty..nyam nyam
green cow 05.10.09 @ 4:07 am