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Short updates. Birthday just around the corner but it hardly feels like one. Anyways I’d just like to inform anyone planning any surprises that may be reading this coincidentally. Let’s spend this birthday without the eggs and random infiltration of my home this year. Oh and these are some of the things you should NEVER buy me as a gift. Infact just don’t ever buy it for anyone with an IQ of more than 2.
No, as a matter of fact I don’t have any obnoxious alcohol problems resulting in my not being able to find the same knob I’ve used for the past 12 years of my life at night.
Now that’s just mean! Well if you know me well enough to know I’m assless at least. Now where’s that Nice Hair! crap cap when I need it..
Oh yeah sure rub it in my face, rub it in the fact that the neighbour’s cats aren’t giving me enough animal shit around the house already. Maybe I should fill these up with the very same crap on the lawn, pack it back up in it’s box and use the almighty “Return To Sender” huh? Now THAT, my friends, is the real conversation piece.
Well yeah, just a short one for the month’s end. Blogging prudently is oh so hard when I’m certified Abnormally Sarcastic by the dude that created the How Sarcastic Are You? quiz. See you on Facebook, dumbass!
Have a good weekend.
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